Sexual Identity Crisis
A few weeks ago, James and I adopted a cat that someone had left outside one of his dad's apartment complexes.
She's an adorable little kitty, is quite affectionate and we simply adore her. James even bought her a pretty pink diamond-studded collar, a pink litterbox and a purple food and water bowl. She loves her pink and purple toys and is a complete attention whore. And, naturally, we named her Prada.
And then on Saturday, Courtney realized that she has balls.
Is it wrong that we are keeping all of his/her pink and purple stuff?